Jahovah Sicknesses Options

[Paul]

Please do not post in this thread unless you give at least a total of five things you hate about them.

1) They don't celebrate holidays, whatsover. Very chauvinistic.

2) They're very oversensitive about their "lifestyle".

3) They call GOD jahovah, and try to legitimise it through technicalities that just don't add up. They can worship jahovah on an island, somewhere.

4) They don't vote. Maybe we should move them to China, then.

5) They try to brainwash their kids with Jahovahisms, yet don't BAPTIZE them until they were living a good 13 years in sin. The kid has to be "aware" enough to have a "good" start, yet the parents, being adults, somehow aren't good enough.

6) You have to be "sensitive" to their beliefs, and much how you can't talk about blonde women around blacks, around these Jahovah's you don't dare compliment anyone with a "Merry Christmas, Happy New Year" etc, because it might cause a scene.

I gave you six good reasons. You just give me five...